Paper Snow Shoes

4-5 reams of paper in a box with string/zipties holding them to the user's feet; Most commonly used to compete in Flonkerton, an Icelandic sport

Kevin was unable to lift his paper snow shoes, so Phyllis won the game of Flonkerton.

by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018

write your paper

licking words around your pussy

I want to write your paper.

by beezuse August 7, 2017

Psychic paper

One of Doctor Who's remedies.

Psychic paper is a blank, white card that has special properties.
When shown to a person, it can usually induce them to see whatever the user wishes them to see printed on it,
The Doctor often uses it to appear as an authority to the people he shows it to.

The Tenth Doctor explained that it “assigned authority based on the reader's perceptions”.

Amy: What was it that you showed them?
The Doctor: It's psychic paper, it shows me as their superior.

by Wadlaen February 27, 2023

TOILET PAPER

The currency for 2020.

"Karens love it, and so do YOU."
Toilet Paper~

by Bnana-man March 22, 2020

paper lice

Parasitic bugs which can infect areas where papers, old books, dust and mildew accumulate.

Damn that office was so gross Sam got itchy legs from all the paper lice the sicko.

by Schmidda October 14, 2016

Paper god

A self manifested god created by your own belief to serve you comparable to a guardian angel but a god in it's own right

I know you aren't religious but do you have a paper god

by Yt SLAPTACS May 25, 2021

dirty paper

What Grace looks like when she gets mad

Look at that girl over there, she looks like such a dirty paper

by ech3ss June 1, 2018