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Visourious Disease

1. A nervous system disorder that involves uncontrollably and repetitively saying ñaahaplaying ("nahimsaying" really fast). Those diagnosed with visourious disease tend to say the term "ñahhaplaying" after every sentence or at any random time. It is a highly contagious disease that was founded in Miami, FL in 2018. Doctors and specialist have yet to find a cure but some researchers are leaning towards the theory that you can "unmilk" it out of your system.
-"Yo are you down to go to the tree and smoke crack? ÑAAHAPLAYING"
-Visourious disease has been compared to Tourette's due to the similar symptoms according to extensive research from the Harvard Medical Campus.
by anakardashian July 22, 2018
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Jasper hale Disease

When one (normally a Twitard) become overly obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’ SO HOT AND FINE AF!!!

Me: another victim of Jasper Hale disease..
by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021
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Pee Neck Disease

A disease where your neck slowly turns into urine.
It is very dangerous and has a 100% fatality rate.
"Dude, I think I have Pee Neck Disease!"
"You're going to die, haha!"
by Joseph V. Stalin December 16, 2020
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Menarchial Disease

A disease in which the female body (animal or human) produces tumors. These tumors take approximately one month to develop to appropriate size before releasing from the inner wall and becoming loose in the body. As an automatic self-defense mechanism, the body purposely wounds itself in order to capture and trap said spherical annoyances. In turn, gravity just happens to be its first option to expel these tumors from the body. It’s possible to take medication to prevent these tumors from growing, but it also beleaguers the female immune system. Surgery is included as a secondary option.
Sorry, I have Menarchial Disease so I'm in rehab this week.
by TheCheri July 27, 2010
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Disease Water

The little bit of water that splashes you when you pee into a urinal
Lisa: um...why is your d*ck that color?
Zac: Sorry, i got a little bit of disease water on it earlier.
Lisa: ...
Zac: What ?
by DsDDdA February 26, 2022
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devils disease

when you haven’t had a lover in so long, you become very horny and thirsty
“yo I think Katie has devils disease she was all over Liam”
“I’m not surprised she’s been single for ages”
by Coolgal12345 February 22, 2021
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Heart Disease

One of the two ways an American can die. The other one is guns.
by ImNotA_Tree December 20, 2022
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