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Danny Two Step

When one proceeds to stick their big toe up another man or woman’s anal cavity, then take it out and then the person receiving the toe begins to suck it
Jack just gave Emma a Danny two step up the booty hole.
by Landonevans March 13, 2023
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two faced friend

A friend who is always nice to someone, but the second they're not with them they act like they hate them and talk bad about them
Tony is always nice to Sarah first period, but during second period all he does is talk bad about her and say how she is the scum of the earth. Tony is a total two faced friend.
by Cardinal Gibbons Student November 30, 2015
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Two Stall Shuffle

The act of pooping in a public restroom and realizing that the stall you are in is out of toilet paper. You then proceed to pull your pants up and shift awkwardly to the stall next to the one you were in, so you can then clean up after your poop
Guy 1: Man you were in the bathroom for a long time!
Guy 2: Yeah, I had to do a two stall shuffle while I was in there
by SamJak69 August 6, 2016
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Two Pants Joe

A complete shithead who's incredibley boring and fat. "Two pants" refers to the fact that they have to wear to pairs of pants to contain their fatness. "Joe" refers to how boring said person is, topping off their already irritating demeanor.
Hey, that guy over there is such a Two Pants Joe.
by boykisser84 June 6, 2019
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two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.
"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay
by ohhistevie May 23, 2018
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Two Wheel Peel

Any motorized vehicle that has two engines independently turning two wheels. The wheels must not be connected with an axel and the engines must be throttled independently for it to be fully considered a two wheel peel. This is generally seen in an amateur go kart build where two engines are throttled by two separate pedals.
Watch me do this sick two wheel peel burnout
by Digbick Johnson June 17, 2018
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two sandwiches and a nap

What you do just before you get clean and sober. You eat two sandwiches and take a nap. Get back to reality. Sober up.
Dude! You are spun the fuck out man! Time for two sandwiches and a nap!
by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022
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