the kiwi fruit

When a large gentleman who's wearing short shorts bends over exposing his large kiwi fruits.

Hey Rob, Fergs got the kiwi fruit out again

by Fergs kiwi fruit September 2, 2017

fruit call

To call someone fruity or gay

Hey man, I heard you fruit calling a guy last night, are you cool?

by Kelvinnkat July 3, 2021

British Fruit Pie

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.

Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!

by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016

Niche Fruit

AI fruit that eat themselves or the new gen version of annoying orange

Jesse: bro u seen the new niche fruit
TIm: shh, keep it niche don't make it mainstream

by hvxno September 8, 2025

Fruit Cup

Where you fart in your hand and throw it into the mouth or face of a person near by.

I’m about to fruit cup this chode!

by MILKYMARS May 4, 2021

fruit the vibes

means the same thing as "fit the vibes"

the snail emoji seemed to fruit the vibes

by G047Fuck3r July 20, 2023

fruit salad

yummy yummy

Friend 1: ayyy you got a fruit salad?

Friend 2: yea *continues to put a fish in blender*

by grenpiss26 January 22, 2021