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We need to talk....

If these words come out of ANYONE'S mouth your pretty much fucked. Parents,naggy-ass wives, just nags. THINK FAST, or just run for your damn life, and pray to god he/she dont find you!
Mother: "we need to talk...."
Child: -thought 'aw fuck'
by The bitch muffin March 5, 2011
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we need to talk

The worst thing a man can hear from his woman. It undoubtedly signals the oncoming of a long drawn out conversation about how you don't have a vagina and how she doesn't understand that. Other features are senseless bitching about her ridiculous insecurities that defy logic and rationality.
Woman- "Are you busy? Because we need to talk"
Man- "FUCK!"...."I mean, sure honey."
"Dammit, now I have to pretend like I care for another bullshit conversation."
by White Suburban Male May 24, 2004
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we need to talk

basically, your girl has something to bitch about.
by d September 21, 2003
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Come to Jesus talk

If you're going to perform...PERFORM! Or we'll find someone who will! A conversation usually between an employee and employer.
Looks like we're going to have a come to Jesus talk with Teddy if he wants to keep his job.
by Honey Pooh February 1, 2015
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very close talking

1. the point in a conversation right before a possible kiss when you are standing with your faces awkwardly close, but still talking

2. a euphemism for kissing
1. From the Bounty Hunters episode of "Psych":
Shawn: I call it...very close talking.

2. "No, you didn't see us kissing. We were just doing some...very close talking."
by candidiasis March 3, 2008
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Talking Tom Cat

The worlds most annoying Apple App that all kids age 4-13 just love to play with.
me - if that little kid plays with that fucking cat one more time im gonna slap that itouch out of his hands!

little kid - hi im talking tom cat i like milk :)))

me - >:O!!!!!!!!!!!!
by PyroPivot December 27, 2010
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we need to talk

Girl: Honey, we need to talk.
Boy: Oh for fucks sake..
by fedzMONKEY October 1, 2003
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