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sucks mass balls

Refers to the undesirableness of any specific activities. The origin comes from the uncomfortable act of performing fellatio to someone with an oversized scrotum.
Erin did not want to clean the inside of a dirty oil tank because she says it sucks mass balls.
by /<razy /<anuck January 23, 2009
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Vans Triple Suck

To lose three consecutive games against the same individual or team in any given sporting event. This is the most degrading award that one can achieve.* Once a Vans Triple Suck is awarded it will not be forgotten and the recipient will face eternal ridicule, pain, and oppression.

Origin: Derived from the "Vans Triple Crown", the most prestigious surfing contest in the world.
"You just lost ping-pong 3 times in a row! HAhahaha Vans Triple Suck bitch!!!" HAHAHAHA

:(.......... (Recipient)
by Dr. SuckNBlow June 30, 2011
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Suck dick December

Suck dick December is the month every guy can walk up to a sexy girl and say “it’s suck dick December” and the only thing she can respond whit is “where do you wanna go” and she has to suck your dick
Guy “hello”
Girl “hey”

Guy “ suck dick December
Girl “ where do you wanna go

And that’s how easy it is to get sucked off
by Locus788 November 4, 2019
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Suck My Opinion

When someone disagrees or won't accept your opinion, you tell them to metaphorically suck your opinion. To which they will suck until they understand/agree with your opinion.
"I like English"
"No."
"Suck my opinion, loser."
by Momentius January 8, 2021
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Suck my apples

A saying commonly used by prostitutes hooked on drugs before having copious amounts of drug filled sex
by Bigdaddyslimsexy June 13, 2016
mugGet the Suck my applesmug.

Don’t suck the right

A hashtag for “suck my left nut, but not the right, dem be sensitive” but it means no harm
Guy 1: you’re so dumb

Guy 2: suck my left nut, but don’t suck the right, dem be sensitive
by Random person ignore me May 29, 2018
mugGet the Don’t suck the rightmug.

Suck your river

Sucking the leftover soda in the rim of a can.
Can you please suck your river from my Cocka-Cola?
by Riversucker3637 August 1, 2017
mugGet the Suck your rivermug.

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