No Squirt September

All september like boys ”no nut november” girls cant squirt while fingering

”Finally september! one month closer chirstmas eve” remeber its also ”no squirt september”

by Artyjom69 November 2, 2019

September 7th

A girl named Sydney's Birthday

Mady: OMG it's September 7th Happy Birthday Syd

by Https/.Sydney November 3, 2019

Sucky Tity September

The event held for the whole month of September where you need to suck as much tity as posible, gender doesnt mather, the tits can be male for ale i care

Man this Sucky Tity September I havn't managed to get some good tity suck in.

by CultureMan December 2, 2020

No Smoke September

fucking smoke not today

no smoke september fuckign

by lovedieslessd December 3, 2020

september 7th

the day we officially became lovers

ex: Hunter and I became bf and gf on september 7th🤍

by lyssyeah December 5, 2020

september is dead

one of the sexist misfits, big cock, doesn’t give a fuck about anything

have you heard of september is dead? he’s so sexy

by septemberrrr December 6, 2020

September 1st

September first, 1989
Dear diary:
I believe I’m a good person, I mean i think that there’s good in everyone but, here we are, FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR and I look at all this kids that i’ve known all my life and I ask myself “WHAT HAPPENED?”

Heathers the musical day, don’t ask a theatre kid the date that day, unless you wanna hear a whole musical complete or a six minutes song depends on the person.

X: Hey, what day is it today?
Theatre kid: OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME -clears throat- September 1st 1989, dear diary.

X: What day is today?
X: Oh, it’s heathers the musical day!

by theatreidiots November 22, 2021