Facebook Jizz 

When some you haven't seen on Facebook in awhile suddenly appears, commenting and like all you past post from weeks ago.

Sharon is facebook jizzing all over my wall today.

Facebook Jizz by ajcunn87 October 10, 2014

slappy jizz 

During a threesome with two guys one girl, as your about to blow your load you pull out and blow it into your hand and slap the other guy in the face.

As your Eifel towering a girl your buddy pulls out and slappy jizzs you in the face, only to your wisdom there's jizz on your face. Ewww

slappy jizz by woody.1994 November 26, 2014

loogie jizz 

To fill her mouth up so much with jizz blast it comes out of her nose

I blasted and the bitch loogie jizzed all over me

loogie jizz by autoliscious December 17, 2015

Jewish Jizz Turtle

A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;

a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle

Hey do you want to play Jewish Jizz Turtle?

Jewish Jizz Turtle by Pseudo affedrin April 3, 2016

Jolly Jizz June 

After all of your hard work from Motivation Madness May, with your jacked muscles you get to cum as much as possible for the entire month of June! It’s kind of like Destroy Dick December except without all of the bullshit restrictions of having to cum according to the day of the month. You just get to cum as much as you feel like with or without others

(June 1st)
Person 2: so what are u gonna do with all those big ass muscles you have now?
Person 1: I’m gonna go jerk off for Jolly Jizz June. I should be able to cum a lot with the big ass muscles I have now. You wanna come jerk off with me?
Person 2: nah I’m good nibba, I’m gonna go practice my nibba tongue

Jolly Jizz June by Dubiks May 26, 2019

Pocket Jizz 

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers wherein they ejaculate into the pocket of a suspect/s

Hey bro, before you book him let me give him some of that Pocket Jizz

Pocket Jizz by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

satan's jizz 

A large amount of bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat or up her ass.

Shaqueena: gimme 'day nut
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.

satan's jizz by Satansjizz June 7, 2014