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Schrodinger's Gamer

A person whose opinion of a game and its dev team changes based on whether or not they receive and update - most common with update re-runs.
Person 1: "I can't believe we're getting the same Halloween update from two years ago. Couldn't they give us any new content?"

Person 2: "If there was no update, you'd be complaining and saying that "you'd take another re-run over nothing". Stop being Schrodinger's Gamer."
by TheComicalWife March 9, 2023
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Homework Gamer

An Elitist type player/gamer that needs to play game content in the most efficient way to be satisfied.
I hate to play with Josh, he is a total Homework Gamer
by RayoxHD April 3, 2023
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Gnome gamer

A so-called "gnome gamer" is a human being likely not to take part in social interaction and is much more present in their own comfortable gaming space.
A: Yo bro, I just did a sub 50 Inferno on OSRS (Oldschool Runescape).
B: Damn bro, you're a true gnome gamer!
by LightYearAhead January 18, 2023
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cozy gamer

A gamer (female, early-mid twenties) with an impeccable aesthetic, and their tens of thousands adoring Instagram followers know it. Loves playing switch with their cat/dog, a cup of tea and a knitted blanket. Probably only plays Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley or Unpacking
Me: I finally played Unpacking, am I a real cozy gamer now?
Them: Did you make 10 reels about it?
Me: No…
Them: Then no
by peetsandpuzzles January 20, 2023
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juan gamer

a new player of a game, mainly a child, that is incredibly laggy and incredibly unskilled at a game
i think this dude is a juan gamer
this juan gamer just blew himself up
by jyat January 28, 2023
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One Trick Gamer

When someone has an Xbox live account, or a PlayStation account, but only plays on PC.
These people have a pointless Xbox/PS account that they never use.

They like to advertise their gamertags, but you never see them online. They’re like one trick ponies, only good at one thing.
Mr.NormalGuy123: “I play Xbox and PC.”

Mr.OneTrickGamer698: “Oh, I have an Xbox one account, my gamer tag is “MoldyPig.”

Me: *Searches him up on Xbox only to find he hasn’t been active since December 5th, 2015*

Me: “He’s a One Trick Gamer.”
by A Twist of Rexy February 17, 2023
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Gamers

a bunch of racist, sexist losers who want people to keep politics out of their hobby while also enjoying games that are inherently political, like Red Dead Redemption and Grand Theft Auto, as well as Super Mario Brothers, a deep metaphor of the nature of morality.
man, those guys hate women, what a bunch of epic Gamers
by collectivehallucination February 21, 2023
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