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Dr Maury Pooper

I'm sure glad I went and saw Dr Maury Pooper.
by LongB December 11, 2008
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dr. llama

The sexiest Scottish man you've ever seen in your life. He's so hot he'll make your ass quiver and your tits jolt with the mere soundwaves of his voice hitting your eardrums
I just saw dr. llama yesterday, I'm still shaking.
by Arosinn January 10, 2021
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Dr. Savage

Dr. Savage is the most savage kid ever who randomly makes hardcore roasts for no reason, and has the most fire comebacks. Don't mess with a Dr. Savage unless you want to get cooked on hard.
Kid 1: You think you're so funny and great and strong, don't you?
Kid 2: Yes I do. I'm everything you ever wanted to be.
Kid 1: Shut up, you don't have no girlfriends.
Kid 2: Well you keep quiet too, the only thing you've ever turned on is a school computer.
Kid 1: You're stupid, you don't know anything.
Kid 2: At least my IQ isn't my age!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S DR. SAVAGE!!!!
by The Original Dr. Savage March 1, 2018
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Dr. Feelgood

Refers to a physician or drug dealer who overprescribes or sells narcotics to a patient or purchaser, respectively. The term seems to originate in 1960 from a code name the United States Secret Service gave to Doctor Max Jacobson who developed a unique "energy formula" that altered the paths of some of the twentieth century’s most iconic figures, including President John F. Kennedy (JFK) and Jackie Kennedy, Marilyn Monroe, Frank Sinatra, and Elvis. JFK received his first injection (a special mix of “vitamins and hormones,” according to Jacobson) just before his first debate with Vice President Richard Nixon (1960). The shot into JFK’s throat not only cured his laryngitis, but also diminished the pain in his back, allowed him to stand up straighter, and invigorated the tired candidate. Kennedy demolished Nixon in that first debate and turned a tide of skepticism about Kennedy into an audience that appreciated his energy and crispness. What JFK didn’t know then was that the injections were actually powerful doses of a combination of highly addictive liquid methamphetamine and steroids.
In the late mid to late 1960s through the 1980s, the term "Dr. Feelgood" on the street seemed to specifically refer to a heroine dealer.
I'm hurting. I need to see Dr. Feelgood.
by Dr. Inconspicuous March 19, 2024
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dr. b

worst math teacher ever lol hope he doesn't read this
bruh dr. b is the worst math teacher ever lol hope he doesn't hear this
by anonymous-student February 25, 2019
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Dr. Phil

Stopper of evil, lord of the mustache, facts-wielding man of myth. Owns a tv show of the same name. People worship the blood and facial hair of Dr. Phil.
Friend: Why are you laying in a summoning circle?

Me: I just watched Dr. Phil.
by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022
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dr grease

by lynnknight May 10, 2023
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