douche tool

wears the same sweater every day
thinks he is the shizzle
is a douche
is a tool
has a pyramid head

me: that guy is friggin dumb dude
you: he's a douche tool.
me: i know, right?

douche tool by JohnPaulDCLXVI April 1, 2009

douche bag 

word used to describe your white, suburban friend who uses "hip-hop" terms to describe mundane things. Also, anyone who looks like those asian people on the spring commercial.

"Yo man, Bright Eyes is DA-BOMB!"
"dude, you're such a douche bag"

douche bag by fucanyon October 10, 2005

Douche Nuts 

A person or thing who is a complete ass-clown with a smeiner/deeto and has no life and is a dick-smack.

Frank is a fucking douche nuts because he wouldn't give me a ride to Tom and Mike's mom's house.

Douche Nuts by One Eyed Jack July 12, 2004

douche bag 

(noun)= typically a young white male between the age of 16-24 who wears higher end polo shirts with the collars turned up (sometimes in pink or light blue), sneakers without socks, have a Japanese tattoo of some sort or other (usually on their bicep), wear their hair gelled up and spiked, and generally have no sense of being unique. They typically listen to loud techno music and wear copius amounts of cologne.

"Mark and his friends are all douche bags. All of them had the same spikey gelled up hair. Did you see the way they were dressed? Like they all stepped out of a reject American Eagle ad."

douche bag by felixoftruth March 13, 2007

douche ass sister 

Ones sister who is on the rag and therefore is being a bitch.

"I had to take the bus cuz my douche ass sister wouldn't give me a ride."

douche ass sister by janessa July 29, 2003

douche bag 

Simply stated: you are a douche bag. A douche bag is any person who feels it's necessary to impress someone else. Sometimes referred to as a fuck-off, or cock-smoke. Also, quite condescending and conceited; not unlike a tool-shed.

Oh, I see that you're wearing a white polo shirt, flower swim trunks, penney loafers, and sunglasses with a strap. You're a "douche bag" and you should probably end yourself with a revolver, douche bag.

douche bag by joe don November 15, 2003

douche helmet 

A total fucking dip shit, usually with the first name Evan. Synonymous with cock banger.

Evan is a fucking douche helmet....a cock banger...a banger of the pole.

douche helmet by Hermaphrodite February 26, 2004