road boob

breast feeding your child in the back seat of a car. perhaps amidst a traffic jam... far away from nearest exit... and the crying baby has long since chipped away at a parent's ability to judge right from wrong or care who might be looking in on your low-tint factory rear windows

When a jack-knifed truck shut down the Mass Pike last Sunday, road boob was the only thing that would quiet the baby.

by DirtyWaterbury November 19, 2016

slidy boobs

A woman who has seen and done so much in life, that her gigantic boobs droop so long and curl at the end, that a midget could easily slide down them for great midget shenanigans.

I hope slidy boobs is at the midget convention, so the kids will have something fun to do while we are there.

by poarnge July 17, 2016

fore boob

The area above the breast which is equivalent to the forehead of the face.

Did you see that slut Kaylin showing off her fore boob today!?

by Squid734 July 1, 2016

boobs on a platter

Extreme, almost laughable cleavage. When a woman has her boobs up so high they are literally in her face. Distracting too. Not natural.

Wow look at the boobs on a platter to your right. She's coming out. Yikes

by Jessiprr September 10, 2014

Peek-A-Boobing

When a species of the male origin attempts to discreetly glance at a females breasts. He may do so in a number of ways, using binoculars, his eyeballs, spectacles, poking holes in newspapers, pretending to be looking into your face, using the excuse of "I have lazy eyes, they don't always look where I mean to!" Peek-A-Boobing is also quite often failed, and quite sadly, the female most definitely notices and the fool proceeding with the Peek-A-Boobing ends up doing a boob-tacular stare down.

Terrance: "Hey girl what's up I was just walking in the park today when I saw this cute little puppy being taken away by a huge flying eagle creature-like-thing, and I decided to rescue it."(Tells more of this cocky story, while his eyes slowly shift from the girls eyes to a different pair of her "eyes".
Francine: "Terrance, stop Peek-A-Boobing! I know they are beautiful and you can't help but farther your breast obsession, but I'm not here for a show!"

Terrance: Hangs his head in shame for being caught needing Peek-A-Boobing practice.

by Copywrited this phrase! August 12, 2011

Mardi-Boob

Tits that only come out at Mardi-Gras

Naked tits for free to see, touch, suck on, motor boat and plenty of em

The biggest gnarliest tits you've ever seen in your life

"We gone drive down Nawlins' see all dat free Mardi-boob, yeehaww ."

by Karfentanil February 15, 2021

Boob Homie

As a Boob Homie it’s your god sworn duty to feed me and let me touch boobs whenever I want

Hey Boob homie, can I come over later so you can cook me pancakes while I touch your boobs?

by Annom69 May 3, 2023