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fear boner

noun
\'fir 'bo-nər\

An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ

When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
Why is Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom, Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.

I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!
by Immortallight1974 October 29, 2023
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Diabetes boner

The act of becoming so sexually aroused by food that it leads to immediate diabetes.
The cake that Angela made was so good, it gave Peter a diabetes boner.
by Shaggy007 February 7, 2017
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outrage boner

A condition where feeling angry or upset is manufactured for the purposes of self gratification.
The man’s veiny outrage boner throbbed anytime they felt the upset about a contentious situation that they went out of their way to put themselves in.
by possiblyben February 23, 2019
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Bunsen Boner

When you stick your dick in alcohol and light it on fire.
James uses his Bunsen boner to heat his solution.
by Dr. HOFBrICl December 10, 2021
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Boner Disease

When a man is unable to keep it in his pants, regardless of marital status. Often referred to as “sex addiction” by those irresponsible men seeking an excuse.
Damn Jenny...I bet he told you he had boner disease...that jerk!
by jennyboner October 29, 2019
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Boner Dispenser

A person, usually female, that causes a males penis to become erect very quickly
amy is a boner dispenser.... ;p
by TheAlmightyBonerDispenser July 28, 2011
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ambulance boner

The unfortunate act of popping am erection whilest being strapped down in an ambulance.
Last night was so embarrassing when it ended with an ambulance boner.
by Madigan90 December 21, 2016
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