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Anthony Guzman

he's the kind of guy with a big dick who smashes into cars when he leaves the club and who likes five fruits and vegetables per day
1) who is the guy who just got hit by a car ?
2) Don't worry it's Anthony Guzman
by Fay29 November 23, 2021
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Anthony

Anthony is very special in his own way he knows how to make you laugh and know when to wear a stripped sweater he's bad at fortnite and doesn't want to admit it but makes up for his fortnite skills by being a good friend he's a first tier friend and he's one if a kind
Anthony is dummy thicc
by Maiselie November 22, 2018
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Anthony

DAARTIST! DA BIGGEST! DA GOAT!
This is my boy Anthony, he’s daaartist
by _antdaartist November 22, 2021
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Anthony

Anthony is a boy who loves to fuck girls until they are pregnant. He also loves to kick people in the dick so other people won't fuck the girls Anthony was fucking.
I wanted to fuck my girlfriend, but Anthony kicked me in the balls so now I have to be a virgin.
by FIREBALLZ AND ICEBALLZ October 15, 2019
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Anthony

A pre-pubescent midget with an ego bigger than Clarissa’s forehead. He fancies every girl he sees and thinks he’s a Bridgend big boy.
Anthony is a mini midget
by Lollololokokoko April 21, 2019
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Anthony

I'm generally a nice guy, if/when I find my girl she'll be mine forever, I don't anger/scare easy but if you manage it one of two things happens. 1.(friend/family) I laugh and then scare the shit out of you sometime within the next month. 2.(anyone that's not a friend) I'll call the paramedics after I'm done. I am probably one of the most average dude's you'll never meet, but I like to think I've got a good(ish) heart. Still single. Had one girlfriend who dumped me for one of my friends. Been four years. I've been told should be a stand-up comedian, but I like having money, so that's a don't for me. I also don't have much of a life, so I spend most of my life on Warframe or Eharmony. Y'know. Trying to find love. Let's see. I'm a hard worker. I won't stop til my job is done, both inside and outside the bedroom.
Friend1: Anthony why are you so smart, intelligent, and funny?
Anthony: Dude are you gae?
by Cerebral Arson September 6, 2018
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Anthony

Anthony is a beautiful boy. He is the prettiest boy one will ever see.

Everyone has a crush on an Anthony even if they dont want to admit it. Even his guy friends say he is a pretty boy.

Most Anthonys will have a girlfriend or be aro/ace. But maybe you will find an anthony
person1: hey thats such a pretty guy!

person2: oh yeah! thats Anthony, his girlfriend is Maddy.

person1: He is really pretty though.
by i want an anthony November 22, 2023
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