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felix the jew

someone called felix who has a tiny circumsised cock who is also a jew
by nan muncher May 14, 2015
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Jews for Jesus

Jews for Jesus. You can be a true Jew and love Jesus. Jesus was a Jew!
Jay is a big Jew for Jesus. He married Jesus because the big J is Jay’s bae.

When she prays, she prays to all the names of God and Jesus and more.

They held hands in bed and that’s all. Because Jews for Jesus.
by BeStill December 5, 2019
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Jew Hickey

When your girl or guy Leaves you with no money in your account.
Man! I just looked at my bank account and my girl gave me a jew hickey.
by Camocrazzy June 15, 2017
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cummy jew

by NigaBoi900 January 17, 2018
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jew groove

Man im in the best jew groove right now
by anyoneelse April 5, 2014
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sup jew

basically that one fucking south park fanon meme of kyle x cartman. (theyre fucking faggots i hate fags so much what the hell is your problem @south park fandom) BURN THE GAYS???? EW EUGH
*leans on wall* sup jew?
by menkisser420_xx February 10, 2022
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Billy Crystal Jew

A person that always lets you know that they're jewish no matter the topic of the conversation. Normally a dried up, puffy faced, old jew with
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.
Geez, there isn't a day that goes by that this guy doesn't mention he's a jew, or gives a jewish expression 'oy vey, chutzpah', something to remind you on a daily basis that he is jewish. Damn, I gotta listen to this shit everyday. He's a typical Billy Crystal Jew.
by Mikey Boyer September 30, 2013
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