National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022

Your Trial Has Expired

Shown after switching Inventor Professional 2018 from multi-user to single-user.

Your Trial Has Expired, What?

by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022

National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

Have a boyfriend? Kiss him on May 7th. May 7th is National kiss your boyfriend day so celebrate.

Can we kiss?
Wait until May 7th, that’s National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

by taylorrr7371 May 2, 2022

National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

Have a boyfriend? Kiss him on May 7th. May 7th is National kiss your boyfriend day so celebrate.

Can we kiss?
Wait until May 7th, that’s National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

by taylorrr7371 May 2, 2022

Your Mom

The phrase, “Your Mom”, has a lot of meaning to it. It means that you should write a letter to your mom and show her that you appreciate what she has done for you.

Tom : “I’m going to write Your Mom!”
Bill : “My mom? My mom’s dead.”

by jaeeee23 May 3, 2022

your mum

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.

by irllylikegirls69 May 3, 2022

your dad

your dad is gone

the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone

by Jesus watches you sleep May 3, 2022