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Shit Day

It's like a Sick day, that you take off from school or work, except you aren't really "sick". you've just been put out of commission by a case of the shits. and you can't be out in public like this.
A: I took a sickday from work, but I wasn't really sick, I just had the shits last night from something I ate at McDonalds. I couldn't tell them that though.

B: Hey man, some times you just gotta take a shit day. I know how it is
by Dic Jacobus December 18, 2023
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Gang shit

when someone does some crazy stuff such as knock mailboxes down, donuts in peoples yard all of it
“canamcaden is always doing some gang shit
by canamcaden December 22, 2023
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by donatello24234 December 23, 2023
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Shit Rape

the action of forcing your ass onto someone else’s and shitting down their asshole.
The defendant received ten years in prison for shit rape.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 23, 2023
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Shit the wall

1. Verb. When someone takes a crap and it stinks up the whole bathroom.
2. Verb. If someone in a public restroom shit everywhere except for the toilet.
1. Someone just shit the wall in the bathroom so don’t go in there for another 30 or so minutes.
2. I really had to go but I couldn’t because someone shit the wall.
by Oyml December 23, 2023
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Shitting splinters

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters
by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023
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Shit

The current itemshop rotation in Fortnite Battle Royal.
The "Shit" is the shop being filled with crossovers.
by flinsky December 25, 2023
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