Penis Slap

When you get physically, mentally or emotionally kicked in the penis rather than in the balls because you do not seem to have any.

ex. Tommy: Did you hear about the guy who got kicked in the balls?
Jill: Yeah he got penis slapped.

ex 2. Phil: Yo how was the game? I heard the other team lost.
Joe: Yeah it was penis slapping man! You should've been there.

by FlavioIsLove November 10, 2019

Peanutbutter Slap

When one has peanutbutter on their hand and yells "peanutbutter slap" and slaps them hard on the face

Man I gave him a peanutbutter slap because he wouldn't shut up!

by shambly March 23, 2010

Pitch Slap

When public radio and TV announcers get particularly irritated with a lack of donations. originally coined by Click and Clack, March 2007, on NPR's CarTalk.

In the final minutes of the fund drive, the radio announcer pitch slapped the audience for a lack of donations.

by mandy-louise April 6, 2007

Semen slap

When having sex afterwards if you finish on your own you jizz in your hand and slap her in the face with the semen in the hand.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a semen slap.

by Chris Ochs October 22, 2006

Poo Slap

When you walk into a toilet and are unexpectedly overwhelmed by the smell left by the previous user.

'Oh man, I just got totally poo slapped when I went into that toilet'.

by milesinfront October 21, 2011

oscar-slap

when someone puts a warm hotdog on their crotch and then slaps someone in the face while they are asleep

Man someone oscar-slapped me once and I really thought it was their dick!

by The_Dude_reappears April 23, 2006

combat slap

the ultimate slap. the combat slap is the most violent of slaps. a bitch slap is not even in the same category. for a person to perform a proper combat slap the person must cock back there arms enough to form a 90 degree angle with there arm. so much that ur chest muscle stretches. and then follow through with the utmost force possible and hit the individual with every part of your hand. not just the tips of your fingers your whole hand must be applied for a succesfull combat slap.

that bitch gave me herppes so i combat slapped that hoe!

by the bootheel badass February 26, 2010