first browns

The first person to use a toilet after it being cleaned. More typical in an office environment.

Yo, I got to work early this morning and got first browns. It was superb.

by Outspec May 28, 2024

half-first cousin-aunt

Parent's female half-first cousin.

My half-first cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release

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If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 03, 2025

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Jose Antonio Reyes: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jose Antonio Reyes: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 09, 2025

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Interpersonal Communication, Bler

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Interpersonal Communication, Bler

Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Interpersonal Communication, Bler

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

First Law of reddit

reddit>sleep.

man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?

by AnonIthink August 11, 2013