DA Kid Named Jon

He is a very bad kid wanting to have sex with 3 black guys at wallmart

"DA Kid Named Jon come her daddy"
"DA Kid Named Jon Take to me Court Now Fucker"
"DA Kid Named Jon i hope u love me"

by anonymous April 7, 2024

a bitch named sarah

dont tell anyone ive become transgender believe it or not i go to an art school. is jfk still alive? what would i know. thats what you get for eating all those skittles, like a shantytown. you look like a lamb. the apple doesnt fall far from the other apple that already fell from the tree

a bitch named sarah became transgender

by glowing_unicorn123 May 14, 2024

A fucker named levi

A boy who thinks he knows it all. He will touch himself to the thought of grown old men especially dudes who go by John.

girl 1: do you see that a fucker named levi over there? he is looking scrumptious!
girl 2: girl dont go for him!! he likes hairy horny men specifically named john

by Here cums day boieieie June 13, 2024

National "Cuddling With People Named Charlie" Day

If you know a person named Charlie, you have to cuddle with them on this day.

"Oh, Hey! It's National "Cuddling With People Named Charlie" Day! Charlie, I guess we have to cuddle!"

by whenthemichy_ November 29, 2024

Tall people named Tyler

Typically people named Tyler and/or Tyler Owens and stand over 6 ft are usually the ugliest people on earth.

You should stay away from tall people named Tyler because they are crude inside and out.

“You know that Tyler Owens fella?”
“Yeah the tall ugly one?”
“Mhm.. you know his kind are the ugliest ones..”

by henryloomis July 16, 2025

butt ass nake on the turl

a crazy shit so brutal the only option is to take off all your clothes

person 1: what took you so long?
person 2: sorry man, it was a butt ass nake on the turl kind of bathroom break

by man’s worst friend September 10, 2025

a person named zero

He's gay and likely is in love with a femboy who enjoys the character known as Mephiles

"Oh, that's just a person named zero"

by A Pumpkin July 2, 2025