Living Sansjob

A blowjob given to a receiver by a living skeleton, usually reanimated by a mage or warlock.
Hey did you hear John went to Louisiana to get a Living Sansjob?

Oh fuck again?
by sansjobboy69 October 01, 2020
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Live Music Askhole

ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.

noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.
This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.
by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018
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Live In Excess

Miraculously the single greatest phrase ever created, created by the single greatest man ever created (no not by god; created by a little miracle some people call s*x or int*rcourse) to sum up the indubious eventual aim of the beautifully beautifying human condition -

to "LIVE IN EXCESS"
"Uhhh I'm not sure if I'm gonna go to the party man"
"What is up with you dude? Have you forgotten to LIVE IN EXCESS?"
"Of course. I'm sorry bro, I lost myself for a second there. I gotta follow the teachings of the legendary AVW"
by Live in Excess September 25, 2022
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After living BEJroooom

Death after living. Nolonger alive. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥ 💙.
I invented and made and created the after living BEJroooom.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥ 💙..
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Live

Live is an amazing donkey with the greatest left little toe, the name Live bears a curse caused by the original Live being birthed during the first crusade of Addexioland, resulting in all babies named Live instantly morphing into the fine animal we today call donkey. There is a 98% chance that a Live will have a few extra chromosomes aswell and a might fine and gigantic left little toe that could probably beat any mens penis size. Their belly buttons are also usually extraordinarily deep.
"That Donkey must be a Live"
by TheOfficialPope August 10, 2021
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LIVE

To See Excitement From A Place Or Thing That’s visible.
Damn you “ LIVE” Asf for putting That Fit on !

This Place “LIVE” As Shit !
by Bell Air December 14, 2023
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