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Jacob

Jacob doesn’t like the police
by CallMeToxic April 20, 2022
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Big papi Jacob is our lord and saviour. He is the daddy of our mother, together with Mattias the ruler over the AnneMariekes.
Jacob is a big pepe papi
by De Donkere Magiër November 26, 2019
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A big black guy who will chin you if you don’t give him your cock
Person: yo there’s Jacob

Person 2: RUN
by DimentedDuck21 November 22, 2021
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Just date him already! He's super sweet, has a great personality, and is super playful and weird in the best ways possible.
Jacob is so sweet! Did you see what he got me for Valentine's Day?
by ollie10 February 15, 2022
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Jacob has a big d*ck he always has a big dick he is sometimes dumb but when he feels like it he’ll be smart sometimes he be acting really gay
Maya:Jacob has a big dick I sucked it,but it didn’t fit In my mouth
Erick: woah you must had fun last night ;)
by Westanbts💜💜 July 16, 2019
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They’re normally men or boys who are built like pennywise, they are very awkward around their crushes and tend to wanna dry hump them. They are total attention seekers who casually dress like an Edgar, and joke about serious topics. They normally can’t get over past girlfriends/crushes cause once they fall they fall hard. They’ll act like your slave if they really like you and tend to hate their girl’s friends. If it’s not the Jacob from Twilight, he’s probably very unattractive
Noemi: “Ew Jacob just said he wants to make out with me!”

Juliet: “That’s fucking nasty”

Lily: “Yeah and I heard he was a virgin
by ReebokWearingPickMe February 12, 2023
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“Jacob is here, what an absolute jezzy
by Riquelmeeasportsisass November 23, 2021
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