Jacob

He is a man with a Massive and I mean MASSIVE COCK. It’s insane how much is down there. Usually a smart handsome and creative sexual fellow

Girl: Jacob was looking hot

by TheGoodDictionist October 30, 2022

Jacob Morse

Sweet Jakey poo... so sweet and tasty.. mm

"Oh my god.. is that.. Jacob Morse?"

'quick! Suck his penis hair!"

by Goon Grabber November 30, 2024

Jacob

Absolute sex-god

Jacob killed me with his charm and charisma and 10 metre cock

by JAaob is SEX March 18, 2019

jacob bixenman

a guy who is very hot, the best boyfriend you could ever find but gay.
(warning, he stoles nose rings)

random person: who is that boy with troye sivan ?
troyens fandom: that's jacob bixenman !!!!

by tracobnut February 7, 2017

jacob

a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.

friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee

friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*

convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back

by kajyboiiiiii October 22, 2020

Jacob Lash

Jacob Lash is an asshole.

"Yeah I play Jacob Lash, how can you tell" - World's greatest asshole

by ÞeDeadestOfLocks December 4, 2024

latte jacob

An espresso with a twist of cum-foam on top
known for its high levels og protein and silky smooth taste, loved by most

usually found in Blågårdsgade in Copenhagen

ohh dear would you lend me some sperm for a latte jacob

by hansomeinit August 13, 2024