dAn

DAN HAS A 12 FOOT COCK WITH A HENCH MASCULING BODY AND IS A PUSSY MAGNET WITH THE MRS BUT MORE THAT MOST LOVE WW2 AND A GOOD TIME WITH UR MUM

GUY 1:I HAVE A 12 FOOT COCK AND HENCH BODY

GUY 2:IS UR NAME DAN?

GUY 1:HOW DID U KNOW

GUY 2:U SOUND LIKE A DAN

by 2315433122 January 30, 2022

Dan manghan

Dan gets stoned off tabs and sells his car to buy his lass horses

Dan manghan is a drop arse

by TURBO D November 22, 2019

disco dan

a boy who thinks the world revolves around then, gets all there money from there mummy

disco dan thinks he is so cool

by Kellie87 December 7, 2007

Sub of the dan

sedge's servant

Sedge: Hi
Sub of the dan: Hello
Sedge: Do the washing
Sub of dan: ok

by bantah March 16, 2012

a dan

a person who is described as not caring when they have a dream about braces falling off.

wow I just remember this dream that I had about braces but whatever im a dan and people love me

by a dan dream May 16, 2022

Dan Lutzifer

A bald man with tattoo sleeves, likes the Broncos, claps a lot, and yells racists remarks.

1- Whos that?

2- That’s Dan Lutzifer, the sped

by Big Zad November 29, 2019

Dan

A wonderful guy that any girl would be lucky to have. He's funny, sweet, and the most adorable thing on earth. It would be hard not to fall in love with this Dan. It would be hard not to have him in your life. Every day would go by like there was no meaning. Like a day is just another day. A minute is just a minute. But because you have this particular Dan you start to realize how much time you've been wasting and you want more time with him. Time goes faster when your with him, when you wish time would just stop, so you could have all the time you could with him. He's such a special guy and he always smiles and always thinks about other people. He's very caring and understanding. You may sometimes fight with a Dan but your feelings could never change because of that. Dan is a great guy. So perfect and you'd never want to lose someone like him. He's a keeper. Dan's have amazing eyes and could be easily lost in them. There mesmerizing. His very presence is intoxicating. Dan's have some insecurities but they should realize that no one could ever hate them for what there insecure about. They wouldn't judge them either. They are who they are and that's why people love Dan's. It's easy to get jealous over Dan's because the ladies are all over them but if a Dan truly loves you he'll stay faithful to you and only have eyes for you.And he also have big dick energy so look out girls. Never let a Dan go because there the best people out there. I love my Dan very much :)

how is dan
he has a big dick

by ilikecops November 23, 2021