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Making coffee

When 2 women are scissoring and their beans are rubbing together
I walked in on Jordan and Kylie making coffee last night.
by Guam1fast SRT8 August 20, 2025
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the coffee

A copy of the 1980's band. Affair's song, "No Turning Back" also known as "Ain't No Way" on SOCAN. It was first mentioned in the 1984 porno, Taboo III. This was a speech-to-text error said by Christopher Saint Booth. One of the people in the 1980's duo, Who's Who? (Christopher Saint Booth, Philip Adrian Booth) who were behind infamous lostwave, Ulterior Motives/EKT/Everyone Knows That, who were also involved in Affair.
Who's Who? Fan: "YO CHRISTOPHER FOUND THE COFFEE I'M SO HAPPY"
by riverflow1986 August 23, 2025
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A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.
"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons
by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025
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Peruvian Coffee

A way of describing a terrible, awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to insult someone who doesn't take showers or care about personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peruvian people or their culture. It also has nothing to do with the coffee itself other than it's smell.
Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, you smell like Peruvian Coffee!
by ugaatl September 8, 2025
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Peruvian Coffee

Used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to describe someone who doesn't shower or care about personal hygiene. The term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. It is only about the strong stench of the certain coffee.
Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!
by ugaatl September 8, 2025
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Peruvian Coffee

This term is used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. It is often used to describe someone who doesn't care about showering or personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. Only the smell of the coffee.
Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!
by ugaatl September 8, 2025
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Costa Coffee

A coffee chain in the U.K. known for its controversial optional policy of imposing a minimum age of 16 to purchase caffeinated coffee, introduced in response to the U.K. government's ban on selling energy drinks to teens. This policy is seen as contentious because a) children and young teens don't drink that much coffee compared to adults, b) it's difficult to gauge which Costa Coffee have stricter policy in banning the sale of caffeinated coffee to children under 16 — this is very dissimilar to the common fact that cinemas with more visitors have stricter policies on movie age ratings compared to smaller cinemas.
With Costa Coffee's age policy, it seems like they're treating coffee like it's a dangerous energy drink, which just confuses parents!
by Emotional Cruiser September 10, 2025
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