Ugandan Knuckles

The thing that wants to know "da wae" and clicks a lot.

Bro, is that Ugandan Knuckles?
Ugandan Knuckles: "do you know da wae *aggressive clicking*"

by Planet27272 March 9, 2025

The Hairy Knuckle Werther's

When you look alarmingly like an angry, ocularly-challenged, German Shepherd owning bull dyke, and always keep a button in your pocket due to the incessant issue of having to close the rear holes in your pants after you "HAD to stop at THAT out of service, poorly-lit wayside" for HOURS, you're probably familiar with The Hairy Knuckle Werthers:

This is when your favorite boy-crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.

Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).

Upon germination, you grant your boy crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"

Once Rock Day was done, the spastic guy Tom is all side and told us when Gary got "The Hairy Knuckle Werther's"

by Sweaty Shirt Changer June 21, 2023

horses knuckle

when two people get in a fight and one guy slaps the other and defeats him with instantly or with only barely any punches.

Person 1: Woah Dude! Did you see that? He just knocked him out with only two punches!
Person 2: Man that was a quick fight. That guy really has a horses knuckle!

by briansten March 5, 2023

Knuckle duster

When you take a pile of shit and your hand brushes the top of it while wiping

I took a massive shit yesterday, it was a real knuckle duster

I'm washing my hands, dusted those knuckles pretty good just now

by Knuckleduster March 20, 2023

pecker knuckle

When a man's penis hangs a sharp left or right, also known as Captain Hook....eye eye captain.

Did you see the pecker knuckle on that guy.

by ShellBell*0ICU812 March 22, 2023

white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

Knuckle Dance

When the overindulgence of drugs/alcohol initiates the human body to want to fall asleep standing up but bent over with their knuckles draging the ground. When caught or surprised they tend to search for things they didn't even drop.

When I walked in to my uncles house he was in the kitchen doing the knuckle dance.

by MegzMaree June 11, 2024