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mashed potato

by twigger 7777777 April 1, 2009
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Furry potato

"wow, a furry potato."
"you mean a cat?
by Dizope April 19, 2019
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baked potato

The act of defecating onto a piece of aluminum foil that has been placed over a sexual partner's face for the purpose of the receiver becoming aroused by the heat produced by the bowel movement. Similar to a "Hot Carl", but using a piece of aluminum foil rather than saran-wrap to produce a more intense heat effect due to the higher conductivity of the aluminum foil.
John bought a roll of aluminum foil so he could give his lady one hot baked potato.
by BigSlick March 12, 2008
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potato salad

by koolgrl900 April 6, 2010
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Potato farming

This is when you place a potato spud in a women’s pussy and add some soil. Then you piss and rub your dick on the soil.
Me and Bella went potato farming the other night it was glorious
by Liam is sexy August 9, 2020
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potato candy

The term potato candy can be used to refer to french fries. It may also apply to other forms of potato products.
by ayshia October 28, 2007
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Useless Potato

A term referring generally to a male human who wakes up at 1 pm and then proceeds to do nothing but browse reddit and 9gag.
Person A: so after waking up at 1 in the afternoon, and doing nothing but browsing reddit and 9gag up until now
Person B: You are a useless potato
by idiot12345 August 6, 2013
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