Chinese Noodle Bowl

When someone has multiple flaccid Penises in their mouth at the same time.

Last night my friends and I gave this girl a Chinese Noodle Bowl in the kitchen.

by Skuba81 November 27, 2021

Improper Benefits Bowl

College football game played on Sep. 17, 2011 between THE Ohio State Buckeyes and the Miami Hurricanes (also a rematch of the 2002 National Championship game). Noteworthy because both programs are currently under serious NCAA investigation for receiving several "improper benefits" such as cash and discount tattoos in exchange for team memorabilia (OSU), and yacht cruises and sex parties (UM), all widely covered in the mainstream media.

ESPN presents "The Improper Benefits Bowl" sponsored by Fine Line Ink Tattoos and the South Beach Yacht Club.

by Andy Vanman September 18, 2011

Toilet Bowl Confetti

The dried urine, dandruff, and pubic hair found on and around a toilet bowl.

Ex.1
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.

by Pendleton Ward February 15, 2015

Jidion's bowling average

Jidion's bowling average is 280. The way he achieves such a high average is by being Him.

Andrew- Do you know Jidion's bowling average?
Richard- Yeah, it's 280.
Andrew- Damn, Jidion must be Him!

by SoRaHF May 25, 2022

Turd in a Punch bowl

When you stand out in a formal setting, being as you are not dressed formally.

"Dude, I went to the Met Gala and I totally stood out like a turd in a punch bowl!"

by deitbussy December 10, 2019

Super Bowl 53

Super Bowl 53. One of the most boring super bowls most people have watched. Ending in the patriots victory over the rams 13-3. The game was mainly a defensive game and was very unimpressive on the offensive of side. Tom Brady who is considered one of the best quarter backs of all time has now one 6 Super Bowls and the patriots are tied with the Steelers both with 6 Super Bowls for each NFL franchise

John-hey did you catch Super Bowl 53 Last Night?
Matt-yeah i would’ve rather watched paint dry

by Saucyrunning February 4, 2019

After-Dinner Bowl

Consuming a bowl pack of marijuana after the meal eaten in the evening known as, "dinner." Term is also known as an, "A.D.B."

"Dad; after-dinner bowl in ten minutes?"

"A.D.B. in 10, gotcha, son."

by Still_Being_Used_By_Someone October 31, 2012