Skip to main content

Texas Brown Taco

Go to taco bell buy a volcano taco take all the toppings off except the meat. drop a Cleveland in it put in microwave for 10 min. rub penis in it til scolded and red. bang a fat chick in the ass cum in her buttwhole, then suck all the fluids out and spit it in the taco and enjoyy
Fuck your breath smells... yeah i know try a texas brown taco
Texas Brown Taco mug front
Get the Texas Brown Taco mug.
See more merch

Taco Tuesday 

Arguably the best day of the week. Every Tuesday, after school or work or what ever it is you do, you and a bunch of bros/hos go to taco bell, Tijuana flats, or any other shitty local taco restaurant that might be in your city. Taco eating contests are encouraged. any amount of tacos can be consumed, from 1 to (current record) 23. Taco Tuesdays have recently been improved with the recent addition of Tosh.O
-are you going to Taco Tuesday today?

-of course... its Tuesday, I'm not going to not eat tacos...

-cool beans.
Taco Tuesday by pepper. January 26, 2011

taco belle 

Somewhat derogatory term for an attractive Mexican female
Rosarita is a taco belle
taco belle by robin graves February 21, 2004

Taco Truck

A car in which all passengers are female
Charisse and four of her girls are doing a road trip next week. It's going to be a total taco truck.
Taco Truck by sexyxandra November 1, 2008
short for toyota tacoma. derived from the first four letters.
damn bo check out dat taco on 35"s
taco by bigjeff69 May 24, 2009

Taco Nugget 

The vaginal excretion that collects in female's pubic hair, usually after sex, forms into solidified chunks
That girl had a bag full of taco nuggets!
Taco Nugget by 5 Step July 29, 2008

taco crotch 

Puckering of the fabric surrounding the vagina forming a taco-like entity.
Damn, after seeing that Taco Crotch on Gina I sure feel like a eating a chalupa.
taco crotch by John_K July 2, 2006