Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015

Salty Mess

The actions of finishing on your partner then immediately after pissing on them to finish the job.

I’m going to give Rebecca a (salty mess) when we get home.

by Astro Dew August 20, 2025

salty-milk

when your mum invites her friends over to practice wrestling whilst dad had gone to get milk

last night my mum left some salty-milk in the fridge and i accidentally put it in my cereal

by swizzy sash October 5, 2023

Salted/Salty

when you are pissed off at someone...

BOI You be salted/salty like the fucking mcdonald fries

by Boiat101 January 14, 2019

Salty

Feminists

If you’re a feminist, you’re salty.

by Xxminecraftprofelix666xX December 5, 2018

Salty

When you start sucking dick and pretending to be gay cuz girls wont sleep with you. Aka Dumpass Gonzi.

Gonzalo leave her gay brother alone and stop being so salty that she wont sleep with you.

by WHunger March 2, 2019

Salty

When someone is looking dreadful because they haven't updated their wardrobe in years.

His friends called him salty so he hopped on over to Ross to buy a new wardrobe .

by timeforguitar June 9, 2016