The Record Player

A sex position where a woman spreads her legs to expose the vagina while the man then inserts his penis into her Vagina and then sounds around like a record under a needle

Yo I have that hot bartender a good old fashion the record player last night but she kinda wants to press charges guess she can’t handle it hahahaha

by Xxxbulleteater69 June 28, 2025

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pain players

Gamers that suffer and express their frustrations in meltdown form and / or will game even if it causes harm to themselves or dependents IRL.

WOW is full of Pain Players. Remember those viral Clan leaders shouting their lungs off, or that Korean couple that left their infant at home which eventually died to play WOW in an Internet Café?

by josencarnacao October 24, 2022

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Player

A person that tricks and manipulates you into falling for him/her into a relationship or sex. They lie about how they want to have a future with you but they actually don’t only focus on you. Very similar to a Fuckboy or Gold-digger.

Mark: I don’t understand, you keep giving me mixed signals. You said you were going to prove all girls weren’t the same.
Ana: Did you think you had a chance with me? I was just using you for dates.
Mark: Oh I see, but remember this, you’re the player and I’m the coach.

by Urfluff April 6, 2020

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