park jobbed

when your looking for a parking spot, and just when you think you finally found a spot, you find that there was a motorcycle hiding behind other parked cars.

Billy thought he was going to get a good parking spot until he got park jobbed by that damn crotch rocket.

by loulemming August 3, 2011

Emu Park

A town full of teenage dweebs and people who look at you funy cause they can't mind their own Damn business with stupid ass people who can't even drive on the right side of the road GODAMN learn to drive you fucking walking replica of a potato

Bob: Where are you from?
Dan: Emu Park...
Bob: Really I heard some teenagers got in a car crash.
Dan: Yeah...Now they're mashed potatoes

by Dan and Bob July 8, 2021

park jinwoo

Used to describe someone with the next qualities:
•Best leader of all.
•Sunshine confirmed.
•Great rapper, dancer, and ball of love.
•That appears appears a puppy but he has abs of chocolate.
•Makes all Arohas die by just staring at them

"I wish I could have a boyfriend but no one is like Park Jinwoo"

by Stanastrostantalent October 15, 2017

daily park

When you're addicted to prostitutes and take them daily into a parking garage to park your peen in their spleen (if ya know what I mean).

"Have you had your daily park today?" "Yeah, it was great!"

by Lightningthing June 16, 2014

Pole Park

A place where minors go to their neighborhood park and practice their pole dancing for broadway.

Tanner went to the Pole Park and to practice his terrible pole dancing.

by arizonateabb October 6, 2021

South park

South park is an amazing show by matt stone and trey parker made in 1997
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night
People spouting "Howdy neighbor!"
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I love girls with big fat titties
I love girls with deep vaginas
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine
South park currently has 24 seasons and 1 movie.

gee i sure do love that show, you know, south park.

by ikebroflovski February 6, 2021

Tesco Park

Newton Aycliffe, in the north east of England has one of the most infamous parks period.

Tesco park, also referred to as ‘chav central’, has hosted many seshes and fights. Although it’s actual name is unknown, Tesco park has earned its name from it’s location - next to Tesco. Many patrons have been known to acquire scran and then ‘pop to Tesco park’ to meet with other like minded individuals.

Chav1 “Where we meeting?”
Chav2 “Where d’ya think, Tesco park has the mad crack.”
Chav1 “How was I supposed to know?”
Chav2 “Les have a scrap then. One on one ya cheeky bastard, don’t get smart with me.”
Chav1 “I’ll hav ya! Just let es put it on me snap first.”
* the chavs gathered their mushes and birds and scrapped outside Tesco to assert dominance even though they couldn’t remember why they were arguing*

by Dyson hoover October 14, 2018