Kick the Pot

When someone is deceased due to terminal stupidity.

When Bob holds onto the electric fence for too long and dies, he decided to Kick the Pot.

by smartassCashier97 January 21, 2024

Chili Pot Pie

To spray chili into a girls vagina.

I took my girl out for Mexican food last night and gave her a sexy dessert of chili pot pie when we got home.

by Doeschna March 18, 2017

A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

clam pot

The opposite of a sausage fest... when the ratio of VAG is greater than the almighty PEEN.

Sally's mom and dad took her and all 8 of her sisters on a family trip to Disney Land... lets just say the trip was a total clam pot for sally's dad.

by psychovixen666 May 23, 2014

Pot Scraper

A person who leaves "nothing on the table", they makes sure they get every last bit of what is theirs.

Bossman is about his business, a real hustler, a "pot scraper".

by Bossman Lee March 18, 2024

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)

"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"

by NumaticPatrick September 6, 2016

Mucky Yoghurt Pot

A dirty old vagina

Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.

by Dr Jewskin83 August 8, 2017