South Park

literally the best show I’ve ever watched

“I think I know the answer mr garrison!”
“Mehmehmehmehmehmehmehmehmeh!”
“Hey, shut up fat boy!”
“Hey! Don’t call me fat you fucking Jew!”
“Eric did you just say the f word?!”
“…Jew?”
“No! He’s talking about Fuck, you can’t say fuck in fucking school you fucking fatass!”
“Kyle!”
“Why the fuck not?”
“Eric!”
“Dude, you just said fuck again”
“Stanley!”
“fuck”
“Kenny!”
“What’s the big deal, it can’t hurt anybody! Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!”
“How would YOU like to see the school counselor?”
“How would YOU like to suck my BALLS?”
*gasp*
“WHAT DID YOU SAY?”
“Oh, I’m sorry I’m sorry. Actually what I said was:”
“HOW WOULD YOU LIKE, TO SUCK MY BALLS?!”
“Mr Garrison.”
-South park Bigger, Longer, and uncut

by yourlocaldumba$$ June 27, 2022

Nixon Park

Slime Territory

Don't be pulling up to Nixon Park nless your a real slime

by Nixon Slime February 24, 2021

Noah Parks

a guy who’s super short, and is so insecure about himself he goes around hating on others because he secretly wants to fuck guys.

did you see noah parks the other day, he’s totally a faggot
noah parks is so insecure about himself it’s honestly embarrassing

by almondjoylover69 November 10, 2021

Skid Parks

The smearing of poop left on the toilet seat after someone finishes defecating and does not clean up after themselves.

Dammit! I hate it when I need to take a dump and I have to clean up someone else's skid parks!!!

by hjelkaht March 3, 2011

Runway Park

Purposely trimmed pubic hair above a woman's pussy or a man's penis, that is typically one straight line to the action zone. (also referred to as a landing strip)

She licked his abs all the way down to his runway park and then explored his man meat.

by ColoradoCowboy June 18, 2020

Linkin Park

One of the best bands of 2000s. Extremely popular and influential. Known for being diverse and not sticking to one genre. All of their albums have their own unique style. Mostly described as alternative rock or nu-metal. Legends.

Person 1: Let's listen to some music. Do you like Linkin Park?
Person 2: Who doesn't? Great band.

by Brightsidetiff October 24, 2017

park's closed

another way of saying "you're out!", "end of the conversation", "you're not welcome here", "you're too late", also can be said if a party foul occurs or generally when someone says something unnecessary

Mike: Hey can I still come to the party, I might be a little late.

Jeff: Park's closed!

by 1w2 September 10, 2009