An educated spirits specialist with a no nonsense reportoire. One who guides, educates, inspires, with no bull crap. Genuine. Ninja
by Z Wine Ninja October 22, 2012
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1: Hey, I'm hungry.
2: Let's get some ramen!
1: But how? It's night and we'll get in trouble if we wake someone up!
2: No problem. I'm a Ramen Ninja.
2: Let's get some ramen!
1: But how? It's night and we'll get in trouble if we wake someone up!
2: No problem. I'm a Ramen Ninja.
by Proudryukin the Short July 18, 2012
Get the Ramen Ninja mug.The unsubtle affair. Where two people think they are being sneaky, but everyone knows what is going on.
The act of cheating out in the open, but being oblivious to it.
The act of cheating out in the open, but being oblivious to it.
Joe: "Do Bill and Sue really think no one knows they are hooking up?"
Bob: "I know, right? Pretty Fat Ninja there."
Bob: "I know, right? Pretty Fat Ninja there."
by Chewbacca with a Brazilian September 1, 2013
Get the Fat Ninja mug.Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.
Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.
A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
by Zan-sensei September 25, 2013
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If you think the most common cyber scam still involves deposed Nigerian royalty eliciting your help to extract fortunes from African banks, your time machine has stalled. Cyber ninjas have become far more creative, sophisticated and inscrutable.
by OmegaFactor October 7, 2013
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by GetSome515 February 6, 2012
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Tim had been last seen swaying near to his room mates. The concert ninja was later discovered passed on top of his bed with one shoe off.
by Gaddo007 March 20, 2012
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