Turd muffin

Is a raw turd (uncooked), mixed with water. Baked in a muffin pan for 15 minutes at 350.

Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.

Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .

by Turdmuffincreator November 8, 2018

Sewage Muffin

When you have a muffin that looks as if it is a Turd that has been inflated with a bicycle pump.

It is usually thought of as a Delicacy in the eastern Society

Person 1: dude, that sewage mufifn looks epic
Person 2: dude, its not a sewage muffin, my mum made it,
person 3: HEY LOOK! SEWAGE MUFFIN
Sewage Muffin: Dont be crakin mah roflcakes nows,

by Decapitated Harlequin May 21, 2009

Muffin Delusional

A disease when a chubby or fat girl thinks they are hot and decides to wear yoga pants that are low and when they wear skin tight shirts that are low cut and show their tummy. These girls think they are attractive.

That girl over there in the tight clothes is Muffin Delusional.

by JD15 April 8, 2011

Grease Muffin

The greasiest greaser to ever grease up a non greasy highschool. He has extremely greasy hair, a zombie fetish, and is also referred to as CC, lo rider, and grease ball

Manny dragged Grease Muffin across the floor by his ankles created an oil slick that allowed several students to slide around on their bellies

by Herdingkow123 April 8, 2013

Scuffin Muffin

The technical definition of the opposite of butterface: a member of the more feminine sex who's face is more attractive than her body.

Guy A: "You know that girl Lindsay Lohan? Dude, she is the only girl to ever transfer left to right along the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."

by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010

muffin the great

A God Of the woodlice, he shall eat the woodlice he find, then bring them back to life. These woodlice that he blesses in this unique way are all called 'Chuck' After 'Chuck'. Normally, this person can talk to pidgeons as well, therfore having ultimate and supreme control over them, making them his invincible minions.

Dude, that guy ressusitated a woodlouse!!
It's Muffin The great!!! OMG!!!

The pidgeons are busy...
Muffin the great must be near!

by Tom Jewsbury December 13, 2008

twat muffin

someone who's lame, like carol sabina Rodriguez bolaños

yo stop being such a twat muffin

by banana🍌 June 6, 2016