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Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.
Jordan river float by Laxanus November 7, 2020

Jordan P 

Most jealous person ever, loves to simp over his friends gf, if he could he would cheat on his best friend with his gf. Is a really good friend, but a massive SIMPPPPPPPPPPPP
Omg stop being so jealous jordan P
Jordan P is such a simp
Jordan P is so jealous
Jordan P by Your-mum-super- fat1234 November 17, 2020

Jordan flynn 

A jordan flynn is the sexiest man alive which a huge cock
I need a jordan flynn says charlies mum
Jordan flynn by 12345678charlie November 26, 2020

jordan and bailey 

The perfect couple for any age. Nothing else because there perfect.
person 1: Have you seen jordan and bailey?

person 2: yes there perfect for eachother!
jordan and bailey by I'm.a.rat January 14, 2021

jordan yoder 

A man that misspells words and gets banned from Groupme
Dang I just got Jordan Yodered off of Groupme
jordan yoder by Jimmy Kimmel January 17, 2021

Jordan Russ 

A girl that is amazing DUH
Jordan Russ by Jordan fishstickz January 20, 2021

jordan and jenna 

They are one of the strongest couples and they can not be separate but jenna is pretty shy while Jordan is very out going and that’s why she loves him.
Jordan and Jenna are not able to be separated.