by Dr.dickglobber February 24, 2022
Get the goatmug. "cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021
Get the cake after sex is so goatedmug. Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!
by Shadraq April 18, 2020
Get the If you have a goat better tie itmug. by AltNara October 2, 2019
Get the GOATmug. Someone who is the Greatest of All Time at something, typically a person with the name Elijah; reason being is Elijah is considered to be of the utmost alpha name.
Elijah just dunked on three people, he def the GOAT!
Oh my gosh Elijah is the GOAT, I would totally marry him!
Oh my gosh Elijah is the GOAT, I would totally marry him!
by Hajile Rebaj May 25, 2021
Get the GOATmug. God dam.... Brian Scalabrine is the Goat.
If Peter Parker got bit by a spider, did Scalabrine get bitten by a Goat?
If Peter Parker got bit by a spider, did Scalabrine get bitten by a Goat?
by ScalabrineDaGoat April 24, 2017
Get the GOATmug. A goat is Khalid he is the epitome of an incredible listener— an amazing advice gifter, and someone who shares the same interests. A somali king with a gifted soul, his kind words touch the heart. Like LeBron James, Khalid is a true GOAT— unmatched in greatness, wisdom, and leadership
by lebronjamesisagirl January 10, 2025
Get the GOATmug.