when a goot has sex with a black hairy goat she gets horned up the goothole and she screams John SimCox
by gootygoat January 06, 2012
I was having sex and he like grunting like a goat
by DT94 April 23, 2016
A deity, described as a human/goat hybrid, that resides in every ocean. Known to come out after dark and take unworthy sailors to the bottom of the ocean.
by imretnuh April 12, 2021
Goat man is the best tiktoker ever because he just fucking is and if you don’t like him um you are poopy
by Yourmomuwu September 01, 2021
"Goat in a Boat" is a group of 3 best friends named: Johaina, Loinette, and Anoshty. They are crazy, out of their mind, and probably have corona. Loinette is a psychopath that thinks about killing people. Johaina hase gone insane in this crisis and started dressing like a girl and making voice notes. Anoshty is happa that her Mom's aunt died and her other aunt lodt her memory. Over all Goat in a Boat are Bitches that nobody cares about.
by I am fery much crazy July 01, 2020
by SteveFrenchie123 March 15, 2023
Code word for illicit substances (weed, shrooms, etc) usually used by urban farmers/modern country folk.
My friend is driving down to Ann Arbor to pick up some primo goat fence for our small farm's harvest gathering party next weekend!
by Bumbledick October 11, 2015