Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018

Brazilian fruit basket

A Brazilian fruit basket is when a Brazilian guy tucks his dick and balls in between his legs and bends over and takes a dick in the ass. After giver guy spews his load he proceeds slap his dick on the guys asshole and then licks the takers asshole until he cum farts in his mouth.

That metro sexual looking dude looks like he loves to receive Brazilian Fruit Baskets from many men.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 21, 2024

fruit booter

a gay male (also called a "fruit" like...…..80 yrs ago lingo) who gladly and often takes any possible dick up the anal cavity into the shitter and through the colon.....and if it is a big black cock(known as a "bbc" in gay language, just so you people learned 1 thing about us)...up into the lower stomach, I imagine, until it releases its liquids into said body cavity of the moaning male sex fiend taking such loads. In old timey days, the gay guy ….or Fruit....takes it up the Butt......so in today speak. oh that fruit booter…..yeah we know him, He's an ok dude, I feel bad for his asshole though. How does he keep anything from just falling out of his shithole after his food digests and drops it into position for release?

Hey, bitches who that fem dude wearing skinny jeans, necklaces and bladed eyebrows?? …..Oh, that fruit booter? Yeah we know him, cool person, wear a board around your waist when you penisize his shitter

by Josslin Deeznuts Foryoo January 13, 2019

meat fruit

a word used to describe the testicles, nuts, ballsack, etc.

"Bro, that dude totally just got kicked in the meat fruit."

by fruityho June 27, 2016

colorado fruit smoothie

Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.

Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!

by Spurgeman November 25, 2016

Fruit Fly

A straight, cisgender person who hangs out with mostly LGBT people, especially gay people.

"Johnny is hanging with those gay kids again."
"Doesn't he have a girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he's just a Fruit Fly."

by Sex Ed Clown September 25, 2023

monk fruit daddy

A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.

He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.

by surprise shark May 7, 2025