shut the front door

a subititute for the bad phtase stfu

shut the front door!

by xdr5t3evq3q November 29, 2023

knock on some doors

When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.

Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.

by ppwned May 13, 2021

Doors

Roblox spooky game about doors

Guy with no life “Want to play Doors?”

Me who has a life “Hell yes!”

by POPOPOPPOPEEPEE December 29, 2022

dashboard door

A cooler name for a glovebox

Example of dashboard door

by Ashweeeee69 May 24, 2022

Back door to top floor

This is a sex move where a guy is giving anal, stops, and his partner gives a blow.

That girl was freaky. We went from back door to top floor.

by Verlhum October 24, 2020

Slaming The Door

The act of getting so frustrated and pissed off you calmly walk up to a door whip your dick out and proceed to slam it in the door.

Bub threw away his prized tool and started Slaming The Door.

by SlamingTheDoor101 April 23, 2018

Close your garage door

No... Like seriously close that shit

Oh look at that he still didn’t close it. Lemme guess “ I’m going back outside.” Close your garage door

by ThatThiccWhale December 4, 2020