Skip to main content

kitchen and coffee

To have sex in a kitchen anally, while having diarrhea all over the kitchen counter.
Me and my wife decided to do kitchen and coffee when the kids were at school.
by UndertaleFandomSucksAss May 13, 2016
mugGet the kitchen and coffeemug.

Texas coffee

Pour me a cup of Texas coffee, jakeleg.
by Reellua November 10, 2016
mugGet the Texas coffeemug.

Coffee

She almost died but then took a sip of coffee and lived
by Beautifulkamrynnn January 23, 2019
mugGet the Coffeemug.

Coffee

Water brewed from coffe beans it is usually mixed with creamer and sugar to add more health benefits and enhance flavor.
I would like a coffee please!
by Notjohnny January 4, 2022
mugGet the Coffeemug.

Swedish coffee

Very thin coffee.
"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."
by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021
mugGet the Swedish coffeemug.

Iced Coffee

An Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.

For all you girls out there, have you ever been late to class, and all you can think about is how your day would be better if you had some iced coffee? I think about this often. However, don't we think the same way about sex. You'll be sitting in work, class, or just chilling in your room thinking about how if you had sex your day would be better. I have found a question in the human mind that perhaps no scientist has ever thought about but I need an answer.

The question is, Is Iced coffee the epitome of sex in these situations?
Iced Coffee is the epitome of sex.
by The Wonderer_69 June 25, 2021
mugGet the Iced Coffeemug.

Coffee creamer

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer
by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025
mugGet the Coffee creamermug.

Share this definition