Cookie Munter

A person that is not only really ugly (munter), but also really fat.

God *she* is a right fat munter, she must eat loads of cookies, *she's* a Cookie Munter!

by manutdot September 22, 2010

cookie comrades

a name for a group of two friends or more (typically girls) who are punk but at the same time enjoy all things cute or kawaii. also particularly enjoy cookies and other sweets avoided by skinny, preppy bitches. this junk food appreciation is used as a "fuck you" to the pressures of modern society to diet and continually lose more and more weight. a mix of both riot grrl and BBW.

"I saw Jenny and Amber eating cupcakes like a pig!"
"Oh ya, you didn't hear? They're cookie comrades."

by colleenmonster September 5, 2007

Cookie and creme

It's when you're both a vanilla and a kinky person

Gf: babe am I a vanilla or a kinky person?
Bf: you're a cookie and creme hun

by PixelPaula February 10, 2019

Santa's Cookies

Mrs. Claus' titties

Santa: show me them tits, them Santa's cookies

by The_aftermN December 14, 2017

goya cookies

The best fucking cookies in the world

mark: I got these great goya cookies, you've gotta try them!
you: ew they taste disgusting
you: why do I want more...

by 420inmyanus November 15, 2016

Cookies & Cream

When a black guy creampies a white girl.

Tyrone: I gave Katie some Cookies & Cream.

by Malware. January 11, 2019

Cookie Cum

When you and a few others form in a circle and all masturbate around each other and ejaculate on the cookie, the last one that does so has to eat it.

Dude: yo you wanna do cookie cum?
Other dude: Hell no bro...

by Mustaj March 6, 2019