4 am dick slap

Woke up on bone open hand dick slap

Its Tuesday mutha fucka dont cum at me with that 4 am dick slap shit!!!

by 4am cock slap September 27, 2019

i am groot

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by h2h2 December 8, 2020

I Am Subterfuge Personified, Call Me Hellstrom

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I Am Subterfuge Personified, Call Me Hellstrom

by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025

Am I cool...?

No ur not. Stupid dipsh!t.

"Hey mom, Am I cool...?"
"No ur not, Johnny. Now clean your room"

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

I know you are but what am i

Oh haha, very funny you're not creative enough to come up with an insult.

John: you're so fat and ugly
Billy: I know you are but what am I?
John:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Wsaop December 6, 2021

I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

Beep boop I am a robot

A common depiction of how robots act. Often as mockery or pure confusion.

Person 1: Beep boop I am a robot.
Robot: Just to educate you, that's a hurtful stereotype.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025