Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom
Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.
by Wise Man of much Wisdom May 08, 2022
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New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.
Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.
by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023
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new jersey whiteout

When one sucks the cum out of another and spits it onto their face.
You gave Jon a New Jersey Whiteout? I feel bad for you.
by Disgusting Gremlin Jon January 31, 2021
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jersey highway

The path made in the snow in the backyard for a little dog.
by 707mom March 01, 2019
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Jersey Jumper

Women who seek out jersey wearing athletes (i.e. bicyclists, basketball players, football players, etc.) for sexual encounters, essentially sports groupies. See: Bullpen Beef
The Jersey Jumpers were sitting in the bleachers trying to hit on members of the bicycling team, just like the Bullpen Beef we saw the night before hitting on the Oakland A's bullpen players.
by Captain Incredible x Infinity February 13, 2014
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Jersey Slide

when a car goes from the left lane on the highway over to the right lane in one move, with little regard for anyone else on the highway.
Watch out for that white BMW with the orange girl driving. She is going to pull a jersey slide to get off the GardenState Parkway exit for Seaside Heights.
by Larry Kleist December 07, 2023
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Jersey Shore Rule

In reference to the rule the Jersey Shote cast came up with when Mike hit on a “tranny

“If you have to ask, if there is even a question, assume it’s a guy”
“Damn that girl is hot I’m gonna go talk to her”

“I don’t know, I mean look at her hands and that Adam’s apple. Might be trans and if you’re into that go ahead but if not remember the Jersey Shore Rule”
by Jumbalaya Eater April 27, 2022
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