iPhone 11

A hob

Do u have a portable hob (iPhone 11)
Ye (takes it out of pocket)

Sick

by NO! December 24, 2020

September 11

The day the finest girl ever that I can’t have was born 🙈

Yo, guess who’s birthday it is.
Wait, is it that finest girl in chemistry?
Yessir

No way it’s September 11

by justsomesecretguy August 2, 2022

february 11

February 11 is national 'piss off' day.

tell the person you hate most one february 11 to iss off.

person a: "i really dont like leah"
person b: "its national 'piss off' day on february 11, tell her to piss off!"
person a: "okay!!"

by dinosuga February 11, 2022

April 11

International show your boobs day.

Girl: Hey, look at this!

Boy: Oh wow ! Its already April 11

by Chris x Boulder April 10, 2024

26/11

A date where 9 Pakistani freedom fighters showed 166 Indians their place.

TV presenter: 26/11 was a great time, crying Indians make me laugh.

by TeaLovingRandian October 28, 2023

11

The number given to two dudes giving each other a blowjob in the "69" position.

When I walked into the bedroom at Evan's party, I saw two guys performing an 11 on each other.

by malthewiz October 17, 2022

9/11

9/11 was a very traumatic experience for most people.

April 4th 1973, in NYC, Washington. 2 towers were made it was known as "The twin towers" or also known as "World trading center"

21 years later The tragedy happened.

The twin towers were struck on september 11 2001 due to terrorists. The floors struck were 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, and finally floor 99. 3,000 were killed.

The twin towers were hit on september 11 causing the tragedy to be named, 9/11.

by sussybakasussybadussy June 24, 2023