Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.

Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?

by KatDeWolff December 23, 2022

how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.

37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”

by Dolanski May 5, 2018

I... what the-

When some one says random crap and it makes no dam sense

Someone:don’t you just hate it when you poop food

Me: I... what the-

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

can i lick your pussy

Licking a girls Virgina

Can i lick your pussy

by ROOMAN June 2, 2023

I love you more

When Michael has an abundance of more love for Kierstynn than Kierstynn has for Michael

Shut up I love you more nerd

by Crocklover69 January 18, 2022

I have a weird fetish for small holes

Yes

I have a weird fetish for small holes please help this sucks

by Notnoc January 15, 2021