witch bitch

synonym for "astrolohoe"

A person, usually female, obsessed with astrology and a proclivity towards promiscuity. They base their entire "dating" life on the "science" of astrology in order to weed out undesirables, without mentioning their looks, therefor avoiding the identification as a superficial person.

witch bitch: what's your sign?
Ugly man: scorpio
witch bitch: oh no, I had bad experiences with Scorpios before, This ain't gonna work out.

witch bitch: what's your sign?
chad: leo
witch bitch: oh, i heard they can get quite adventurous... sexual innuendo at maximum

by Ragnar33 October 11, 2023

Basic White Bitch

A Basic White Bitch is a Bitch who does drugs, wears leggings, annoying, useless, and invalid.

What's up Basic White Bitch< how them drugs doing you now its been 40 years Karen how it brings happiness to my eyes seeing you on your death bed like this!

by arfur July 31, 2021

stupid ass dumb bitch

a stupid ass dumb bitch, also known as Gaige Coose, is someone who claims to have no bitches on his dick when he actually does

Damn Gaige really said he doesn’t have any birches on his dick again? He really is a stupid ass dumb bitch.

by herepesfree February 28, 2023

bitch ass dinner roll

That you're a cool guy/person

Look at that guy, he's such a bitch ass dinner roll

by Rice head June 3, 2016

Silly ass bitch

super silly,,... and cute and.... idk..... i just really like being super silly all the time .....

"silly ass bitch ass!"

by SaneDrain February 12, 2023

Minty bitch

Four winged grasshopper with no tail. ((Aka, a total fuckin’ masterpiece!))

Look at that bro, it’s a minty bitch!!

by Inhumanesiren November 7, 2019

Coco Puff Sweet Bitch

A black woman who is thicker than a snicker and/or thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

Damm that girls a coco puff sweet bitch

by Cocopuffsweetman April 1, 2024