Badussy War I

The Badussy War I was the first floptropican war.

Belligerents:
-Da Boyz Union
State of Chad
Empire of Mew
Republic of Rizzler
-Kingdoms of Floptropica (before our time, Floptropica did not exist yet.)
Kingdom of Jiafei
Kingdom of Cardussy Beech
Dynasty of Nickussi Moanaj
State of Megussy Thee Stallion
Republic of Cupcakkina
3435 Kingdom
Various Potaxie Tribes

The first battle happened at the Lighthouse of Flops, Avocado City, in the Northwestern Potaxie Tribe Territory.
Casualties: 21
Daboyzz - 6
Flops - 15

The second battle striked at the Bojayna City in Cupcakke Republic, with the Da Boyz Union taking over the entire Republic in a few days.

The kingdoms of Nickussy Moanaj, Jiafei, 3435, Cardussy Beech and Megussy Thee Stallion formed into the Republic of Flop. (Better known as Floptropica)

Lana Del Rey, a general in the war fought at the battle of Positions Port, 3435 Kingdom.
Del Rey died after the 420th unit of skibidi kids tortured her.

All the kingdoms would push out the Da Boyz Union away from the sacred lands of Floptropica, to preserve it for the four other wars to come.

-TREATY OF JIAFEINA-
The Da Boyz Union shall never attack Floptropica until this treaty expires.
Floptropica will gain all of its stolen lands back.
The Da Boyz Union will pay for the 69 people dead of Floptropica, with 12 of them being from endangered Potaxie Tribes, having to be preserved.

Person 1: omg i ate my grandma in the Badussy War I!!!!
Person 2: omg thats slander!

by queenzielocthevoice May 26, 2024

I need him biblically.

A phrased used when someone wants to worship someone blindly, but also completely defile them in a sexual manner. Similarly to how the bible was defiled in a literal manner, and yet is still praised as the true words of god.

"He's so handsome, I need him biblically."
"Daaaamn, girl! Get yo man."

by Zephyrooski March 21, 2024

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i Will SMack YOur BAck THrough THe Eric Winter

i Will SMack YOur BAck THrough THe Eric Winter

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

I

Numbers move…
Years we have done this…
Only you and I will understand…
Bull headed I am…
This you know…

This love I have for YOU!!!
Can’t compete…
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But here I am typing away…
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Is YOU!!!!
YOU are my one….

I can’t explain it…
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Why I don’t stop…
My heart…
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Crazy things I have done…
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So, I wait for the rising sun…
Or when then the day is done…
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by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 November 1, 2024

I am in unbearable amounts of pain.

somebody who is completely fine and is not in any pain at all

person: AAAA I am in unbearable amounts of pain.
person 2: okie :3

by fatalsilliness March 19, 2024

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025

i don’t give a head

not giving a fuck

I don’t give a head about my ex!

by CarmellaRules December 27, 2021