Key to my leg

like the key to your heart, but instead- it's a key to crank up Omar's leg

when im in a proper serious relationship im gonna hand her a key and she's gnna be like "awww is this a key to your appartment" and i'll be like "no this is a key to my leg"

by omarisafuckin'_G December 28, 2018

losing my marble

to lose your virginity.

i’m losing my marble tonight!!!

by the mf truth December 28, 2018

My cave of wonders

The quote “my cave of wonders” can my used mainly for a girls reproductive area. Mainly in a sexual manner

I am so excited for you to put your men in my cave of wonders

by Pigiott2000 January 1, 2019

Spilt my beer

Stated when something that happened/seen was so funny that it made one accidentally or theoretically spill their beer from laughing so hard

Person 1: Did you see that video of Will from last night?

Person 2: Yeah dude it was so funny I spilt my beer watching it

by beepboop January 2, 2019

turqoised my ass

When your ass gets eaten so good you can’t sit down

Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.

Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.

by Antiwack-man January 3, 2019

Ashing off my pickle

When your pickle is too juicy so you have to shake off the extra juice.

“Bro, I’m ashing off my pickle, it’s too juicy.”

by Ashtonmilo January 6, 2019

jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.

this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

by terrobite January 9, 2019